Friday, December 1, 2006

from FootyHeads: Lions lose Mal

LIONS SET TO LOSE MAL

Thursday, November 30th, 2006 at 9:40 am

BY BRAD KLIBANSKY

BRISBANE Lion’s full- back Mal Michael began pre- season training in Brisbane this week, with his desired move to Essendon becoming more of a reality after approval from AFL Chief Executive Andrew Demetriou.

As reported in today’s Australian, with the AFL’s investigation of the Michael saga, headed by the league’s football operations manager Adrian Anderson still in progress, Demetriou yesterday suggested he didn’t think the Bombers or Michael had done anything that would warrant either party being sanctioned.

“At the moment we don’t think they are (in breach of any rules) but there is an investigation going on and we will have to wait for the outcome of the investigation,” Demetriou said on the AFL’s website.

As it stands, the Lions are at long odds to receive any positive response from the AFL, and are set to lose one of the games finest backmen and receive nothing in return.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

from FootyHeads

MATTHEWS UNDERSTANDS MAL

Monday, November 27th, 2006 at 8:37 am

BY BRAD KLIBANSKY

BRISBANE Lions coach Leigh Matthews understands Mal Michaels decision to postpone his retirement and nominate with Essendon in next month’s pre- season draft, believing harsh financial realities was the principal behind the defender’s sudden back- flip.

As reported in today’s Australian, Matthews was typically realistic and calm about Michael’s decision, which is now under investigation by the AFL.

“You feel a little bit uncertain whether we have been conned for six months,” Matthews said. “That is the overriding thing. Apart from that it is a free world.

“Maybe he has simply changed his mind. I reckon he might have realised the only way he can make a buck is playing footy and that has become more apparent in November than it was in September-October when he decided not to play.”

Matthews also said he has no ill- feelings towards the Bombers and also also placed no great stock in the investigation, which is expected to take several weeks to complete.

“If you want to be cynical and think this was a campaign (by Essendon), that is what is against the rules,” Matthews said. “But I don’t think you are ever going to know. To me, we move on.

“From our point of view, the most that can happen is Mal doesn’t play footy and that doesn’t particularly help us.”

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Move over Frank Miller: make way for Mark Millar

I just discovered the best comic book ever: The Authority. Why? They're not afraid to have gay men in their super friends club.

I remember when the Dark Knight Returns exploded over the comics landscape. Frank Miller took the gloves of of Batman and made him the bad ass he was meant to be. Cutting edge it was considered. But that's old hat to what Warren Ellis and Mark Millar have done by creating two super powered homosexual heroes... who marry each other:

GaySuperheroesComeOutOfTheComicCloset





Stephen McGinty, The Sunday Times (England), Feb. 27, 2000

WHAT would Lois Lane think? The American comic company that gave the world Superman and Batman is creating the first homosexual superheroes.

In the past, caped crusaders fought for truth, justice and the American way. Now gay rights will be added to their muscle-bound repertoire. The 21st- century gender pioneers are called Apollo and Midnighter, a loving couple who cohabit in a giant spaceship.

While Batman opted for a cold glass of milk, served by his butler Alfred, after saving the world, Apollo and Midnighter cuddle up in bed and watch episodes of Friends. In the comic, the characters are seen kissing and are billed in a mocked-up copy of Hello!, the celebrity magazine, as "the world's finest couple".

The funniest part? I could pass for Apollo! Know who I'm going as at the next party. Now to convince Kyle.

I'm in heaven....footy, a new iMac, Kyle, comics with kick ass gay heroes...it doesn't get better than this.


Sunday, October 1, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

from FootyHeads: VOSS: I WON’T COACH STRAIGHT AWAY

VOSS: I WON’T COACH STRAIGHT AWAY

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 at 2:41 pm

By STEPHEN RITCHIE

THREE time premiership captain and 1996 Brownlow Medalist Michael Voss has revealed that if he does retire he will not go straight into coaching.

It is believed that both Carlton and St Kilda were interested in Voss and the veteran Lion has talked with both clubs about future roles as coach.

However, Voss says if he does retire he will spend a year in the media first.


Thursday, September 14, 2006

Its Not Funny

This makes me want to give it up...Footy, the lot:


Gay Aussie rules players - are you out there?

May 23, 2004

Eddie McGuire with gay radio presenter and comic Adam Richard on the cover of QMagazine.
Picture:Supplied

Despite support, any gay footballers are keeping quiet. Jason Dowling asks why.

When big-hitting rugby league prop forward Ian Roberts came out in 1995 and told the world he was gay, many thought the final closet had opened.

The blokey, tough world of rugby league was forced to accept that players not only came from different socioeconomic, ethnic and religious backgrounds, but that not all shared the same sexual preference.

But as history has proved across sport, it is not easy to be a gay sports star - especially if you're a man.

Few famous sporting men have outed themselves - in Australian Rules Football there have been none.

Most statistics point to between 5 and 10 per cent of the population being gay: Australian Rules Football is more than 100 years old and with about 680 contracted AFL players this year, the numbers suggests not everyone's being honest.

Why has there never been an openly gay Australian Rules footballer?

"That's a really really good question," St Kilda life member Ian "Molly" Meldrum said last week. Maybe, Molly said, "when sportsmen reach an elite level they realise it is easier to fit in and succeed if you are not different, so they just keep it to themselves".


Coburg Football Club president Phil Cleary said he played against a very tough and skilled footballer at a senior level of Australian Rules who was gay. Mr Clearly said the man remained unwilling to talk about the issue because he did not want to be remembered as "the gay footballer".

The former player, Cleary said, never came forward during his career because "there was nothing to be gained from coming out". Cleary said there was still little incentive in the macho football culture to encourage this.

Collingwood president Eddie McGuire suggested it was easier for people in areas such as the arts and the media to express their individuality rather than those in "hierarchical organisations like the army and footy clubs".

McGuire appears on the front cover of this month's issue of glossy gay monthly QMagazine and is quoted as saying he would be "rapt" if Collingwood was the first club to have an openly gay player. "I think, whereas once upon a time this would become a major issue, now it would be, 'Oh yeah? Good. Next'," he said.

McGuire said he could not speak for other clubs on their attitude towards gay footballers but added he was prepared to give Richmond the benefit of the doubt over its decision not to allow star recruit Nathan Brown play a gay doctor on The Footy Show.

"I am prepared to back the Tigers that it wasn't homophobic, although it appeared at the time that it was," McGuire said.

Carlton president Ian Collins told The Sunday Age that Carlton would have no problems drafting a gay player or if one of their players declared he was homosexual.

Despite the support, no one has come out - at any level of the game.

Richard Watts, head of Collingwood's gay supporter group the Pink Magpies, suggested there remained "a strong, but fairly covert, level of homophobia in football which is a real disincentive to come out".

He said the AFL was unlikely to deal with the issue of gay footballers until one was identified.

Any mention of vilification based on sexual preference is strangely absent from AFL Rule 30, which is intended to combat the vilification of players.

But, according to gay comic and morning radio presenter Adam Richard, it is not just the absence of rules protecting gay rights that is inhibiting the emergence of gay AFL footballers.

Richard said that some in society were slower than others to embrace changing community attitudes towards homosexuals. "I know a friend of mine was writing an article for a gay newspaper a couple of years ago and contacted a club, which I will not name, and he was told in no uncertain terms there were no gay players at the club and there never would be any players at the club," Richard said.

Brett Connell, general manager of the Victorian Amateur Football Association, said: "Let's be honest, footy has been about beer and blokes for many, many years, unfortunately."

The chief executive of the AFL Players Association, Rob Kerr, said he could not identify a reason why there had never been a declared homosexual footballer but said the association would fully support any player who announced this.

The treatment of past sports stars who have "come out" has hardly been encouraging.

Billie Jean King, the legendary American tennis champion, said she lost 10 years of sponsorship deals when she was outed as gay.

English soccer star Justin Fashanu, in 1990, became the first and only English soccer player to announce he was homosexual. His career plummeted after the announcement and in 1998 he hanged himself.

It was not quite as tough an ordeal for NSW rugby league star Ian Roberts when he came out in 1995 as Australia's first gay footballer - but neither was it easy. One letter he received may go some way to answering why there has never been an openly gay AFL footballer. "AIDS will finish you in hell. SODOMIST. An arsehole bandit. You are pure filth and will die SOON!" it read.

Bold is mine. Revolting. Don't know what you big strapping blokes are afraid of but be warned. Plenty of us "asrsehole bandits" can take care of ourselves. We have no intention of making your Het life easier by offing ourselves. Beating the shit out of homophobes is more our style.

And we don't want to have sex with you. Get over yourselves. And leave footy out of it.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Harsh But Fair

CAT ACCEPTS BAN

Monday, July 31st, 2006 at 4:56 pm

GEELONG forward Cameron Mooney moments ago accepted a one match ban for striking Roo Daniel Pratt.

The acceptance came almost as soon as the panel’s finding was released.

The other findings:

Greg Stafford got two weeks for rough conduct on Brendon Goddard.

Steven Baker of the Saints got one week for atempting to strike Stafford.

Andrew Raines got a reprimand for tripping.

Troy Simmons can take one week with an early plea after a two match ban for striking Nick Riewoldt.


Come on you lot...can ya pull it together, will ya?

from FootyHeads: Charman Gone

Hurts to think about it:

BRISBANE ruckman Jamie Charman is out for eight months, needing a shoulderDamn reconstruction after colliding with Bomber David Hille.

Charman needs surgery after the clash and will be out until the start of next season.


Damn.